Half Cat Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What looks like half a cat?

The other half!

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat