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What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

Half Cat Jokes More Half Cat Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat