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What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

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What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

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What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

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What do you call something that is half horse and half pig?

A mounted police officer

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat