What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

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What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

What was special about Three-Eyed Suzie?

She had no legs.

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Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

Half Cat Jokes More Half Cat Jokes

What looks like half a cat?

The other half!

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat