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Siri Jokes

Why does nobody in Japan use Siri?

Because they can't take it seriousry.

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What is Siri really good at?

Playing pocket pool.

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How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

Why did they build a shrine to Karl Marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!