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How are asymptotes like women?

You can get close to it, but you can't touch it

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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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How are asymptotes like women?

You can get close to it, but you can't touch it

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)