How are asymptotes like women?

You can get close to it, but you can't touch it

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What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

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How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.