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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the most handiest tool ever?

A Hand!

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

What is a racists favorite Disney film?

101 Damn'Asians.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Disney Movie Jokes More Disney Movie Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.