Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno?

101 damnations

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

What do they have in common?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch!

Disney Movie Jokes More Disney Movie Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.