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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

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What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

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Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

Whats the problem with feminist picnics?

None of them make the sandwiches.

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Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

BringemYoung University

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

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Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

Because she was touched by Jesus.

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

Disney Movie Jokes More Disney Movie Jokes

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids