Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

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Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

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You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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Spam.

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The second page of a youtube search.

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How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

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You put a color scale next to his face.

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My donation check to the orphanage.

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He fiddled up a little kid.

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Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

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They both make pop tarts.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.