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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

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What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts

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Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

What's a Mexican's favorite Disney movie?

Mow lawn. Sorry.

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What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.

What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

Disney Movie Jokes More Disney Movie Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.