How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?

Acidic juice

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.