Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"
They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
You want a piece of me!
Because it was ripped.
A lemon tree, my dear Watson.
Because it had Lemon-Aids
I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.
CANTELOPE
My zipper
Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals