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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

Why are crocodiles brown and flat?

Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

200 Jokes More 200 Jokes

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper