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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

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What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty?

Misoyaki!

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

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What do you call a Jamaican redditor?

Lemon

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.