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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

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What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What goes, "Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine"?

A parroty error

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What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!