What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

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Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

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Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

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What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

What does a walrus have in common with tupperware?

They both like a tight seal

Tight Seal Jokes More Tight Seal Jokes

What does Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal

What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

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Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.