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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

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How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

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What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken