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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

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Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.