What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

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What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

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Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

What has 72 teeth and holds back the hulk?

My zipper.

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

Because he's a kaiju

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.