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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

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How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!