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What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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I don't know." **shrugs*

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How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

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Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

Alexander Jokes More Alexander Jokes

Who's there! Alexander! Alexander who?

Alexander friend are coming over!

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.