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What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

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What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.