What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

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Which one do you want?

I said I'd take either/oar.

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

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What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

Why did Snoke get his meal before Kylo Ren?

Because he made the First Order!