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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

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How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they need a backup.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

How many Libertarian Capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?

I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.

Paranoid Jokes More Paranoid Jokes

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!