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What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Socialist Jokes More Socialist Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

What is the opposite of an autist?

A socialist.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.