What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All of them.

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

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How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.