What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

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Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

Diabetic Jokes More Diabetic Jokes

What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.