What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

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What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.