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Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad?

Because she...let it go!

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Straight Jokes More Straight Jokes

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight

What is hard to get from Straight men?

Straight answers about relationships.