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Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

Straight Jokes More Straight Jokes

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!