Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

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What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

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Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

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What is hard to get from Straight men?

Straight answers about relationships.

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!