How'd you leave her?

Dead by the side of the road...

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe