How did hipster kid hurt himself?

He touched the stove before it was cool...

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When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

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Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.