Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
They sue Kabul Yacht.
Borris Kutchyakockoff
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
None that's a hardware problem
Do you have a ticket for that?
It's independent of population size.
One. We're efficient not funny!
Toiletries
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Neither one strikes in the same place twice.
There were Poles on the right half of the plane.
Because they pee on poles.
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No Sir. The floor is still wet.
