How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

How do you get the political science grad off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

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What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

The roof.

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house