How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you get when you burn Baltimore?

Baltiless

What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

What beer goes best with pizza?

Pepper-Peroni

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why are setups to jokes so important?

Because seven ate nine.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What gets harder the longer it stays in your mouth?

Bubblegum

What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.