How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

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How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof