What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

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What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

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What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

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What is stronger than Ronda Rousey?

Her anti-depressants.

What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.