How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

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Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years?

Hairy Truman!

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What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

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How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

What do Australian terrorists say before attacking?

Uluruakbar

Dial Jokes More Dial Jokes

Who's there! Crock and Dial! Crock and Dial who?

Crock and Dial Dundee!

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong.