How do we know that Batman is black?

He can't go anywhere without Robin'

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What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

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What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?

He would be robin.

What is Batman's favorite sport?

Baseball.

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What was the burglar doing in Wayne Manor?

He was Robin.

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.