How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

What did the asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

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What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

How do you blind a Chinese man?

Lay floss over their eyes

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Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"