How do you celebrate Christopher Columbus day?

Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.

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How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.