How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".

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Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Which number confuses people?

82

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Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

This isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

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How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.