How do you excite an idiot?

I'll tell you later.

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How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

Which perfume do you use?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

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What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about?

AVOCADO'S NUMBER!

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)