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How do you find a drug dealer donkey?

Just follow his coke mules.

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Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.