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What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ()

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots