What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ()

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty