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What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ()

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What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend?

Accommodating.