How do you get people to pirate an album?

Release it on TIDAL

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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What do most people do when they see a python?

They re-coil!

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me