How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

Previous Random Joke Next

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say about all of the math problems?

They're all, like, equal to me...

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

How do you launder money?

Put it under the soap.