How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian

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How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.