Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

Who's there! Clare! Clare who?

Clare your throat before you speak!

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

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Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce