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Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Monica Lewinsky Jokes More Monica Lewinsky Jokes

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

Shove Jokes More Shove Jokes

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce