He always shoves a Bill down her throat!
Because she had a frog in her throat.
Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "
Put it on my bill
They have a lot of patients. Sorry.
Because he needed laser eye surgery!
He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.
They both say "Insert Bill Here"
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
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