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Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

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What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

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Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.