What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

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What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.

What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.