What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil?

One is a group of cunning stunts.

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

What do you call a robbery in China?

A Chinese take away!

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

Nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?

R/Jokes

What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.