How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

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How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.