What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What is a bus?

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Student Loan Jokes More Student Loan Jokes

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!