He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.
Little Caesars
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
Change for a buck.
He had friends on the other side.
Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.
A centipede on meth.