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Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

Meth Jokes More Meth Jokes

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.