Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican working at Tim Hortons?

A Filipino

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Meth Jokes More Meth Jokes

How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.