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What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

Why did the kiddie pool have no friends?

Because it was too shallow.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!