What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Jog-raphy!

What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school?

Algaebra...