What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore.

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What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

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When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'