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What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

What Is a Chinese persons favorite holiday?

Chinko De Mayo

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Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

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What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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What do you call a Chinese duo that plays ping pong?

Ping Pong

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.