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What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

What's a Chinese chicken's favorite vegetable?

Buock choi

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Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

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What sound does a doorbell make in China?

Ping pong.

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.