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What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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What sound does a doorbell make in China?

Ping pong.

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong