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What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

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How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the Empire State building?

About 16 seconds

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What sound does a doorbell make in China?

Ping pong.

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong