Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

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How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None they can't change anything.