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Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

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What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

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What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

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He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.