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How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Why can't Emma Watson ever play Hermione Granger again?

Cos once you go black, you never go back.

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

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What is the richest beverage?

Juice.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.