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How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

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Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

What did one bird say to the other bird?

Toucan play at this game.

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What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

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What is the best method of separating juice?

By concentration.

What is the richest beverage?

Juice.