How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

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How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

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What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!