How do you keep an idiot in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll tell you the answer tomorrow.

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Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!