Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

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What's a parrot's favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

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What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

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What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.