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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the most popular breakfast food in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour?

A frog in a blender!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit