Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

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What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters

What's the difference between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point.

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Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

What do you call the teacher who lost her baby?

Miss Carriage

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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

What do you call a sarcastic man who steps in poop?

Feces-tious

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.