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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

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Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

Whats a Himalayan's favourite body part?

A Nepal.....

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on the mouse.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit