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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

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What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Whats Orange and bad for your teeth?

A brick

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What to hear a joke?

Women's Sports.

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!