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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?

A consonant.

What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

Whats a baby's favourite temperature?

Womb tempertaure

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

Trampoline Jokes More Trampoline Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)