One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Yew
Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.
A Basilian.
Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.
Zero, its already lit
A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."
One... The rest are true stories.
He just wasn't into resting.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
Bernie Sanders
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
