How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

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What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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What did the redneck get on his SAT?

Drool.

What do rednecks call the BATF?

The Bureau of All Things Fine.

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What are the most useless items ever invented?

Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

It would have been called a teeth brush anywhere else.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)