How do you make a dog say meow?

Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out.

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

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What is the phobia of chainsaws called?

Common Sense

What do you call a phobia of chainsaws?

Common sense

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What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

What is the internet's predominant religion?

Cat-holic-ism. Meow!